pussy is crap because it smalld like fisk, tasted like chiken [crap good]

not having weed is crap because it is like having no weed! :( [crap good]

wire.vg is crap because it is not N4G [crap good]

this afternoon is crap because it is taking forever to end and I am so over the office right now [crap good]

air travel is crap because it means you have to breathe in other people's farts and breath [crap good]

air travel is crap because it insanely tedious and drawn out [crap good]

air travel is crap because it invariably means you end up sitting next to the fat and / or smelly and / or weird fucker [crap good]

Flickr is crap because it protects the intellectual property rights of contrbutors and thus stops me from saving many images [crap good]

Flickr is crap because it is full of totally over-edited digital photos [crap good]

baldness is crap because it serves no purpose and is so fucking unfair [crap good]

smoking is crap because it is so enjoyable yet so bad for you [crap good]

Brokeback Mountain is crap because it makes me wish I could fall in love with another guy [crap good]

Sent from my iPhone is crap because it makes no difference to me where you sent your message from [crap good]

Sky News is crap because it has shite graphics and is badly edited [crap good]

Sky News is crap because it gives time to Kay Burley, who is a silly, incoherent, patronising bitch [crap good]

Sky News is crap because it is really substandard and dumbed down [crap good]

That Click show on Sky News is crap because it is not news, it's just a piece of advertising for Twitter, Facebook and YouTube [crap good]

The British welfare system is crap because it has bred a generation of parasites and encouraged really undesirable illegal immigrants [crap good]

North Korea is crap because it is just a fucking joke of a country [crap good]

facebook is crap because it would be too easy to simply call it 'Faecebook' [crap good]

facebook is crap because it fails to protect your identity [crap good]

facebook is crap because it has even sunk its talons into this shitty site [crap good]

facebook is crap because it shows you how fucking boring people really are [crap good]

classical music is crap because it is too full of dips and crescendos, which means constant volume readjustment is needed [crap good]

Obama's administration is crap because it is anti-British [crap good]

The 21st Century is crap because it will see China become top dog before we all die horribly [crap good]

The 21st Century is crap because it has made youths so completely stupid, weak and useless [crap good]

The 21st Century is crap because it will probably be the last century humans will see [crap good]

The 21st Century is crap because it has failed to deliver flying cars to us yet [crap good]

The 21st Century is crap because it has proved to be a real disappointment. [crap good]

My Sim Tower is crap because it 's Because the Sims left me $10000000 in Debt :( [crap good]

Hitchhiking is crap because it Involves Vogons [crap good]

Time is crap because it Decays the best of sites. [crap good]

destructoid is crap because it doesn't have an edit button in the comment section. [crap good]

Diglett is crap because it Isn't sentient [crap good]

this box is crap because it Is never going to be used again ever ... this is the last time people will voice opinions here. [crap good]

chris moyles is crap because it is worse then getting your penis stuck on the door [crap good]

Demon's souls is crap because it TAKES FOREVER TO BEAT THE FIRST BOSS. [crap good]

kongregate is crap because it has no idea to spell its own name [crap good]

the world cup is crap because it really annoying fans. [crap good]

the FA is crap because it has made the England football team to be crap [crap good]

the England football team is crap because it didn't even try in South Africa [crap good]

the England football team is crap because it full over overpaid chavs and scum [crap good]

the England football team is crap because it has no passion [crap good]

the England football team is crap because it never wins anything [crap good]

Moscow is crap because it is too violent [crap good]

sirloin steak is crap because it is not fillet [crap good]

Denim is crap because it its popularity has never diminished. [crap good]

cancer is crap because it is something we can all die of, no matter what. [crap good]

Judaism is crap because it is the religion of ugly people [crap good]